onward

those embarrassing texts

we’ve all done it and now there’s a home for it. welcome to textsfromlastnight.com. here are some real good ones. enjoy!

(302): I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
(1-302): You mean inside out.
(302): No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.

(541): I can’t believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night

(919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.